The fridge is literally bare. Breakfast today was a half of hamburger bun with a smear of mayonaise. Not exactly something to live for, but I feel like "Bear" Grillis on that survivor show on cable. I haven't eaten any bugs yet and don't think I will. Who says I can't live on my own?? I even turned my underwear inside out and wore them another day. Hey, no laundry to fold. And so far, none of the dishes have fallen out of the sink. I am the man!!!
Gary, you're right!
And just to show you all that I've really been a good boy, I only had one six-pack the whole time she was gone; of bottles of Cap'n Morgan. But, hey, I put them in the recycle bin. I'm going green!!
But be careful, Bill, The Warden probably hasn't shaved her legs
so prepare yourself for the shock of a double-edged sword, [g].
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LOL YES!!
Good one!
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We should send your email to Dear Abby....
You better get busy cleaning or make a run for it !! I don' t th
you "the man" when she sees the mess. I think there are other names that she will probably use.
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Robert Louis Stevenson
I may shave.............
but I'm out of toothpaste.
One suggestion
Call 1-800-molly-maid. And quickly!!
That's scary.
That kind of sounds like what I came home to when I left my 17 year old daughter home alone for ONE NIGHT! I was shocked! If I hadn't know better I would have thought that someone ransacked my house while I was gone. Just a little word of advice, you may want to call a maid to come and clean up really quick before she gets home, she will love you for it. I'm just saying.
Michelle, Helen, Penny, Spanky and Faye pup
so today's PLAN is........
out the door and buy some groceries..lol
clean the house up a bit
gotta look the part of being the man..lol
So
are the undees crispified? LOL
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LOL
Too funny Bill
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ROTFLMAO!
only wearing underwear once right side out is highly overrated!Flipping 'em inside out is like having two pairs for the price of one! What's better than that?
Cathy
when she first came home
Bill, I don't even know how to respond
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
then you'd REALLY be THE MAN
oh yes, a freshly cleaned house would be a very nice surprise.
Cathy
when she first came home
Bill you crack me up...I am glad
she is returning you need serious help there...LOL
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