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Friday funny we can all relate too..
Submitted by Angela and PollyAnna on April 21, 2010 - 12:39amSomeone sent this to me in an E-mail and I just had to share because we have all been through this 
The Four Types of Dog Vomit
--author unknown
YELLOW URKA-GURKAS
Dog runs around the house and hides under furniture while making a
prolonged "uuuurka-guuurka, uuurka-guuurka" noise. (This noise is the
only thing guaranteed to wake up a true dog lover who is hung-over from
a post dog show celebration at 3:30 am.) After mad scrambling to capture
the dog and drag him outside the episode ends with an indelible ten yard
line of slimy yellow froth from living room rug to back door.
BLAP DISEASE
Dog exercises hard and a) eats large mouthfuls of snow (Winter Blap
Disease), or, b) drinks a bucket of water (Summer Blap Disease). Within
2 minutes of returning inside the dog spews out large amounts of clear
slimy liquid while making a distinctive 'blap' sound and sharp
percussive noise as it hits the linoleum.
GARKS
Dog suddenly clears his throat with loud and dramatic 'gggaark, gggark,'
noises, generally followed by prolonged 'iiikssss' and then loud
satisfied smacking noises. There is nothing on the rug. Don't
investigate. You don't want to know.
RALFS
Apropos of nothing, the dog strolls into the dining room and waits 'til
the innocent dinner guests are all watching him. Then with a single deep
gut-wrenching 'raaaalfff' disgorges the entire week's contents of his
stomach on the dining room rug.
VARIATION: then he eats it.
VARIATION: all your other dogs rush to eat it.
In all the above events, the dog is entirely healthy and, indeed, deeply
pleased with himself.
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Ozzy too
When we take him to the park with the lake--he will drink the water then run on shore and barf it up--so attractive. Then its our job to find a clump of grass so the other dogs don't think its a snack.
Lyn
called a bulldog obsession..who cares what day it is ..lol
did not even not it was Thursday instead of Friday..
cute thread Angela..
good for a good morning laugh
LMAO!!
n/m
I didn't notice it
said Friday. Wishful thinking. =)
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OOPS THURSDAY FUNNY
Bulldogs...its an obsession!
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have't we all experienced those
lol, so very true
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hahaha
that's gross. LOL
"I love Ozzy"
Karen and Ozzy
HOWEY CWAP
Yes Im a day late and a dollar short!! Im off work tomorrow so I have been thinking today is Friday all day!
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Bulldogs...its an obsession!
"PollyAnna's Words of Wisdom" the book!
Click here for a link!
http://www.lakeside-studio-petportraits-andmore.com
We do know it's only Thursday, right? LOL...
I got all excited...
LOL!)
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Those are hilarious. The BLAP especially. It's all way too true.
(And I swear, one of the reasons why I love being an only dog mom is because of witnessing that rush to eat the vomit of the other dog once and never receovered.
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Re: Friday funny we can all relate too..
Hahah! The sound effects are right on! Luckily Stig hasn't thrown up yet, but I can identify with every one of those vomit types from past dogs! Especially the Urka Gurkas. It sounds like some machine churning. Totally weird.
been there..done that..lol
all of them..
are 5 dogs have done them ALL at one time or another
and the rush after one barfs makes my stomach turn..they sure do run to clean that up..all 5 of them..YUCK
lol
Been there, cleaned that.... LOL
The BLAP of water has to be the Rottie's favourite! Maverick is more of a Yellow Urka-Gurka, but only if mom doesn't feed him on-time!
Yeah
salt water is evil. LOL
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LOL
Glad there are no beaches close to us
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Bulldogs...its an obsession!
"PollyAnna's Words of Wisdom" the book!
Click here for a link!
http://www.lakeside-studio-petportraits-andmore.com
We've experienced all of those
plus another variation of the BLAP. The Projectile beach water puke. LOL Eew
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Ewwwww --- Have had
to investigate all those sounds many times.
Maybe it's because....
he's not a bully but Bear does a 5th one that I call "slimer". Big *** yellow slimey puddle that reminds me of Slimer from Ghostbusters, and it comes from a half burp, half cough, half sneeze. We used to get this once a month. He'd not be himself for a few hours, then back to normal. We switched foods and we haven't had it in a couple months.
It's good to know that Maybull is not alone in suffering from Bl
Funny. Funny.
Woof!
Oh Dang --- I was so wishing it was Friday
LMBO...
each one is TOO familiar.
Thanks for sharing Angela.
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My handsome Malcolm, gone but not forgotten!
Glad I'm not alone
LOL Yuck.
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