Dat was a wotten twick.


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Dat was a wotten twick.

I was all comfy cozy on Fwiday mindin my own biznis
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When mom sayed "you wanna go bye bye's?"
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Hmm Iz finkin we go for donuts so I jumped up, HECK YA!
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Well guess where we went. Doh! wez at da vet!
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Iz ok till da vet comes in. She wooks wike dis.
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Ok maybe she isn't that scary............ =)

So Iz still alibe. Iz habing alwergies, nose is wunnin and Iz itchy.
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But here's da silber wining. Da medicine dat dey gab me............is magic fawt fuel!
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Iz payin back mom wif tons-o-fawts. LMAO
Dis is mom twyng to get away.
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So all in all eberyfing is good in da world. I lubb payback. Hab a good day.

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Did they hypnotize him?

Cuz I sure don't wike it. No matter how many tweats dey gib me. =D

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Dats michael jacksons doctor, not mine

iz makin a funny. LOL My vet is a she. =)

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AmyandSophia's picture

Poor Onswow. Mommy twies to take me to da vet wady too.

I act wike a wild woman and den mommy onwy takes me when she absowoutwy has to. It works good for me:-) It would be good for youz, too.

Sowwy you didn't get any downutz. Mean mommy.

Amy and Sophia

Janice Toby and Betsy's picture

poor Onslow

What a mean mommy! Tricking you was not nice. Good for you for getting her back with your explosive gas.

Toby, however, cannot relate. He LOVES going to the vet. I think he is kind of wierd, but he really loves going. As soon as he realizes where we are going, he gets very excited. Then he pulls me into the building, and he goes right behind the counter to see all his friends.

Janice and Toby

Angela and PollyAnna's picture

Skaree to mez!

Dat vet is a she??? Dang Iz be skared becawse she wooks wike a man to mez! Gwad you feewin' bettur and gweat payback wiff awl ob dat gas!

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LMAO ! (eom)



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oh Onslow you have such a

hard life there...mommy was just taking care of ya

too cute Lisa
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Butt scwatch

ok but when dey stawt pwobing it deres a pwobwem.

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Wike a defwating bawwoon

heh heh. Iz stashed some for you buddy. wink.gif

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Janice Toby and Betsy's picture

Nope, no hypnotizing

Just lots of attention. They don't even give that many treats! But they love all over Toby and he is all about that! He is perfectly happy with anything they do as long as their is a good butt scratch to follow. wink.gif

Janice and Toby

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dat wuz wotten

and bery deceibing to say da weast.

I would wuv to git my paws on one ob doze magic pills.
Doze fawts wook mighty powerful.
DO dey make youz go airbouwne? wike wearing a jet pack or somefing?

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Thanks!

Didn't you lubb da part about me stinking her out? LOL

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Why thank you!

Have a great day!!!!! =)

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You need

heat seeking gwasses to see in here. LOL

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Love the "eye" in the second photo !! Great story Onslow !

Lisa

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Awww Onslow...

I hope you feel better soon. All Mommy was trying to do was help you...but see, now you can get her back by clearing the room happy.gif

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woah.

LOL

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Céline and Angel Stella's picture

It's my dark side

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That would kill her!!!!

Wow Im surprised at you, making such suggestions! LOL!! I'll keep that as backup.

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Céline and Angel Stella's picture

No kiddin' !

Mummy deserves more than poisonous gas, Onslow. I think you should give her the cold shoulder too. Depriving her of puppy smooches will be torture, trust me!

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Hi Pat!

yes he gets them every year in March/April. Onslow says he may take you up on Bella's offer next time a vet visit is in order.

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was just thinking of you this am. where is Lisa and Onslow..

Tell Onslow that Bella and Gus say...GAS is a great pay back....woooof
glad he was able to get something for his alergies.
does he just get seasonal alergies??

Tell Onslow it is mean to wake a sleeping Bully..he if wants he can borrow Bella to take his place..she growls is she is disturbed...lol.

glad he is on the road to recovery

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Hee hee...Story and piks are cute, especially the SECOND one!!!!

Angela and PollyAnna's picture

Bwahhaaa....

I thought he looked familiar! Geez Im slow on Monday! happy.gif

Bulldogs...its an obsession!
Where's da remote control?
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"PollyAnna's Words of Wisdom" the book!
Click here for a link!
http://www.lakeside-studio-petportraits-andmore.com
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AmyandSophia's picture

Naw, lets just call Pizza Hut Delivery and call it good!

LOL!!

Amy and Sophia

onslowsmom's picture

Lets Call Peta!

LOL

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AmyandSophia's picture

Well, if that isn't the meanest darn thing I ever heard.

Momma got a coffee but the Boy didn't even get a donut. Or a bagel and shmear. Or anything:-(. Mean, mean, mean!

Amy and Sophia

onslowsmom's picture

=)

Glad to help!

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cherishedbullies's picture

LMAO... just the cure for a blah monday :O)

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She got a coffee

and poor me, no donut. Mean Mean Mean. =)

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