"Who ya calling broccoli face, ya little corn boy!"



Corn boy: "Ya mama wuz a cabbage patch doll, Jif Butt":



Corn boy: "Oh, gotta a foot fetish too, Drive Up Queen??"



Boo: "No, Corn boy, but I know how to spank a smart a$$ vegetable":



Corn boy: "That right, bayou bimbo? If you hadn't been raised by a doofus, you'd know corn on the cob ain't got a butt to spank, or a sister uglier than a Louisiana politician around a dollar bill":



Boo: "Clovis, put down the butter and stay where you are! Corn boy is mine, all mine!"



Clovis: "Yeah, right. Like two vegetables and a Doofus can stop me. Uh, make that three vegetables":



Clovis: "Eeewwww . . . he farted":



Corn boy: "No bulldog were harmed during this chemical warfare practice session. And for those of you doofuses who are thinking about switching to ethanol based automobiles and cooking my relatives, remember, I know where you live . . . never underestimate a vegetable."






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