So I went to the grocery store with my little boy while my daughter was in school this morning. I stopped home quick to toss the groceries in the door and then ran out to pick daughter up at school (school is 3 minutes away). I come home, open the door and get smacked in the face with an AWFUL smell. Keep in mind I was only gone about 15 minutes after I dropped off the groceries.
Well, it seems a cat had the squirts in my family room. YUCK! Then I find that one of the cats (Nacho, the naughty boy cat did this) chewed a big hole in a box of Swanson chicken broth and it leaked all over the kitchen floor.
I am guessing the cat guilty of chewing open the broth box was the one who took the monumental poo on my carpet.
Well, I had to get the kids to the table for lunch. So I thought I'd put them at the table then start cleaning up the messes.
I go downstairs to address the poo and......it's nothing but a stain. I look at Ruby who is looking very guilty. SHE ATE THE DIARRHEA! I am sooooooo grossed out right now. Ooops, I think I just puked in my mouth.
Soooo, now I have to scrub the carpet, mop the kitchen floor, and brush Ruby's teeth. None of which was on my "To Do" list for the day. Thank goodness it's Friday! Is it too early for wine????
OMG!sorry but i had to laugh...
I almost fell out of my chair,lol...But good luck with it.
OMG!sorry but i had to laugh...
I almost fell out of my chair,lol...But good luck with it.
"It's 5 o'clock somewhere" !!!
just think how virtuous you'll feel when you get all your newly made 'chores' done! you're a good little momma!
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OH no!
UUGGG! How NASTY!!!!!
Dogs do the damndest things sometimes!
I say go for the wine, that sounds like a 2 bottle job!
Cathy
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You had me laughing so hard I couldn't finish the paragraph abou
puking in your mouth. I couldn't see clearly becuz tears of laughter were rolling out of my eyes, so at first I thot you wrote that you got poop in your mouth, which made me laugh even harder. Not that getting poop in your mouth is funny. Well, okay, it is, but only when it happens to someone else.
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EEEewwwwwww!!!!!
YUCK!!! No bullie kisses tonight, I bet!
Bless your heart! What a day.
I think you deserve a bottle of the best!
We all have those days. Sorry today was your turn.
oh my what a mess
its five o clock somewhere...lol
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That sounds like what my house looked like...
when I left my 16 year old daughter home for one night to take care of Faye and Pepper. It looked like someone had come in and threw dog poop and food all over the house. I was only gone for one night for God's sake!
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With a morning like that...
I'd say a bottle of wine is in order!!!
'Happy' Friday... hope it gets better for you!
ROFLMAO!!!
OMG - were you being punked ???
I would have had to laugh. I would have been truly disgusted, but I would have had to laugh! lol
Well, girl. It can only get better from here!
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LOL....
with a day like time, pay no attention to the clock, just uncork the darn bottle.
I'd say give Ruby a kiss but not until you brush her teeth!!
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Barffff
Gross! But funny Uggh have fun!
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