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Caroline-Mack-Stella avatar image

dear miss manners

i need your help. my 2 leggers eat bananas in front of me and i practically have to lick it of their lips to get them to share. how can i teach them sharing is good manners?

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onslowsmom's picture

Hmmm

I made dis one myself but you can wook! LOL

'Twas not my lips you kissed
But my soul ~ Judy Garland
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Caroline-Mack-Stella's picture

lol

he better look out next time- i'm going to get those fingers!

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Caroline-Mack-Stella's picture

thanks for the advice

i'm going to try it at dinner tonight!

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I hear fingers make a nice crunchy snack.....

price them two leggers get for not sharing!

lol

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Stella....

what you do is pretend to bark ...that someone is at the door
then steal the banana..woooooooof
it works everytime
you are a sweetie

Caroline-Mack-Stella's picture

hi lily and rocky

how are you guys? maybe i should send him to manners camp.
your fwiend,
little stella

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Dear Stella

their matters are unacceptable, you have every reason to be upset

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Buddy and Karen's picture

impwessive

sure adds a nice final touch, wittle stewwa

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Caroline-Mack-Stella's picture

i topped it off

wiff dis nice puddle ob dwool
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Caroline-Mack-Stella's picture

opie!

huwwy up wiff dat banana picker iz waiting!

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Buddy and Karen's picture

your secwet is safe wiff me

Iz usuawwy top it off wiff a wittle disco to da weg.


xoxoxooxoxoxoxoxoxox
Ozzybear

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Caroline-Mack-Stella's picture

celine

just look at this puddle...do you think this will work?
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Caroline-Mack-Stella's picture

zimmer obviously

you have this down to a science. thanks for the advice!

xoxo,
little stella

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Caroline-Mack-Stella's picture

wike dis?

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Caroline-Mack-Stella's picture

i totally agree tom

iz pwetty cute.

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Caroline-Mack-Stella's picture

ozzybear(wuv ob my wife)

i didn't want to appeaw wude on dis pubwic fowum but dat is pwetty much what i did. i was wunging and wicking his face and it worked.
wuv,
wittle stewwa

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Caroline-Mack-Stella's picture

onswow

iz definitely need a doofus cwate! can i owder dat onwine?

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yeah thats nice onslow im surprised

you dont have one of those it seems right up your alley.

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ahahah

Love it!

'Twas not my lips you kissed
But my soul ~ Judy Garland
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Hmmph...Wittle Stewwa.....

Dat iz truwy inconsidawit....

I tellz yew whut....I willz getz my momma to bwing me up dere....I will bwing you a banana picker...den yew can just git yur own banana anytimez yew want! And eben share wif Mack!

Dis is my banana picker....

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Yur fwiend Opie!

Céline and Angel Stella's picture

His rudeness is completely inappropriate

I like the suggestions from Onnie and Buttercup, and Zimmer. Two leggers generally don't like drool, so open up the waterworks. I think you'll see you'll get some of that fruity goodness!

Zimmer you mean to tell me

you don't have everything delivered to you under that blanket?

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Well Stella...

just do what Zimmer does.

Sit in front of the 2 legger and drool all over their clothing, then bark and whine until they give in. If they don't give in, follow them into the kitchen and then pout.

Works every time happy.gif

You are too cute!!

Cathy & Zimmer

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Dear Stella

we love 'nanas. maybe you should try drooling on them. Our dad always shares when we drool. Hope this works for you

Sherryl, Onslow and Buttercup
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First of all

with a face like yours you shouldn't even have to ask it should just be automatic. secondly if they are not going to share you need to go for yours and eventually they will learn. hope this helps

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dear Wittle Miss Stewwa

Don't wait for dem to share. Simpwy wunge for da banana and
yank it fwom dere gwubby wittle hands.

Dat's whut Iz do.

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They don't just

give it to you? All I have to do is sit quietly in front of whoever has the food and "as long as its not chocowate or sumfing and iz quiet" I get tastes.

Woah, I didn't know I was so lucky.

You poor thing. You want to borrow my doofus cwate and put him in a time out? Your more den welcome to it.
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Your willing to share the doofus crate fwend,

Onswow

'Twas not my lips you kissed
But my soul ~ Judy Garland
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Deborah and the NC gang's picture

lol Stella you are too funny

the gang loves some banana's...they know when I have them and all line up on the floor for a piece which of course they do get...lol

hugs


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Caroline-Mack-Stella's picture

well...

the truth is i probably had more of the banana than he did. happy.gif

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Andrea Ruby Lola and Jigger's picture

I think you should

have gotten that banana in the last picture! pwease tell me he gave you a piece!

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Andrea, Ruby, Lola and Jigger
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